Simonscans ReviewSimonscans site review plus screenshots, some of my favorite Simonscans babe pics, and links to Simonscans pic and video galleries. Reviewed on March 8, 2005 To see more amateur site reviews and galleries, surf over to my Amateurs page.
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My TakeThere's no question that Simonscan's is one of the best when it comes to high-rez adult photography. If you like looking at explicit nude photos of fresh UK babes and close-up pussy shots this site's got both the quality and the quantity. Highly recommended. Primary Niche: Amateur, photography, UK babes, models Full Price: $29.90 Photo and Video Galleries for SimonscansSummer One Brit girl I've seen getting nasty in Hustler's Hot Showers 11, this girl can really burn up the screen.Sweetheart Bleach blonde baby-faced Sweetheart in black, rock it baby! Emily Gallery #2 Astounding as it may seem Emily has never modelled before, despite looking every inch a well groomed model. In fact like so many other girls around right now she's an occasional lap dancer, when shes not working towards world peace or helping the disadvantaged, of course! Cindy Cindy is the ultimate girl next door. She's got that serious look on her face but underneath.... Antonia Super cute dark haired amateur teenage vixen. That innocent smile can't hide her craving for some hot fun under the sheets! Amy Errr, Amy's boobs seem to have grown somewhat between shoots. Nevermind. She's from somewhere "Up North" But I won't hold them against me. Oops! No I mean... Tamsin Hello and welcome to one of Simon's favourite new girls. Can you tell he likes her? He has shot loads and loads (of film that is. TSK!). Even though she is a total newbie and never ever done anything like this before, the girl did well. Simon rates her highly. He says she is a total natural. I agree that she really has that "girl next door who is giving you a saucy peek through her bedroom curtains" type of look. And she has an innocent face that says she shouldn't really be doing this but can't help herself, as she is really enjoying it! Can't wait to watch her, erm, (*cough*) development! Rebecca Rebecca, hot amateur teen in blue. Natalie Natalie has a really cute smile, but boy was hard work to get her to use it. But then, if it was my arse in the breeze I wouldn't smile much either! If you like your totty at the furry end of the spectrum, she won't disappoint. Cassie J Gallery #2 Another set of pics revealing the naughtier side of Cassie J. Cindy Gallery #2 More from Cindy, hot amateur teen babe. Teen Amateur Toy Here's some video clips of a teen amateur babe playing with herself. Suzanna She almost looks like a nurse like that in all white. It gets even better when the clothes come off. Charlie on the Balcony Older-looking blonde Charlie stands on a balcony with a blue sky glimmering behind her, but all that you can keep thinkin' about is her hot sets of tits. Ayla Here's Ayla, a sweet little number that loves to pose in front of the camera. Tess Shweddie dahling shweddie. It's luvvies all round with our Tess, as she treads the boards good and proper. She lives in London town and is a regular on the casting couch, drumming up acting jobs. I think they should send her over to Hollywood quick smart as she is a natural in front of the camera. Bond girl material definitely. She would also be good in some kind of kidnap mafia gangster heist - check out that delicious bondage set NOW! She certainly has grabbed your attention, as she has clocked up a great voting score. She is considering 2girl, so if you think that is a good idea then get onto Simon. Rose Wood Wouldn't you love for her to be your secretary? Zhang Gallery #2 More pics of this curious little Asian honey. Zhang Gallery #3 More pics of Zhang, the little Asian cutie. Destiny This dark skinned ethnic amateur babe will take you where you've never been before. Who knows, you might even like it. Cute Teen Amateur Sinead A sweet pic gallery of a hot teen amateur babe. Suzie Not the rudest stuff on the site by any means, but a really classy looking girlie all the same. Catalina Tanned teen Catalina is a big girl who knows just how to handle a man. Rachel Tanlines and big tits - another of my favourite combos. This was rachels first time nude though she had done some swimwear stuff a while back. Eva Eva is a teacher from Argentina who I found in Ibiza. What a horrible rhyme, if I don't make it in porn, there's no hope for me as a poet. Teela Gallery #2 Teela is wild. I picked her up at the station before one of the shoots and at every opportunity on the way to the location she flashed her boobs at anyone who looked at her, male or female - I was convinced she'd get us arrested. I don't normally shoot girls with boob jobs but she's one of the few, and no-one has complained so far, she's one of the rudest girls on the site! Martina Martina is a hot little number. Blonde, young and with a body made for porn. Ellen Ellen is simply pure sex. Jamie (one of my scouts) found her in Ibiza and took a polaroid of her to show me - I wasn't even going to bother meeting her but he totally insisted she had "it" even though his pic was crap. I was wrong, he was right. Hayley Hayley is a real favourite and goes way back. She was the first really stunning girl I shot for the site and I keep getting her back to shoot and we get less and less done as she just won't stop talking. Oh, and great boobs BTW. Kristy We have some massive, heaving bazookas on this site and a change is as good as a rest, as some crap saying goes. Kristy offers an alternative. Small and perfectly formed, she possesses perky galia melons rather than rotund canteloupes. Perhaps I should explain the melon/breast comparison more scientifically. In the melon world, there are different levels. Canteloupes are your average everyday melons/breasts. This in contrast to honeydews, which are the MILFs - a bit old skool, pendulous and heavy. Don't get me started on watermelons - flabby, fleshy and soggy. Usually found in dodgy nightclubs when you are wearing beer googles. Avoid at all times. Louise She looks to me like the motherly type, except of course, she's still way too young for that! Zhang If you like cute little Asian amateur teens, you'll probably enjoy Zhang. Brunette Girl Next Door Movie clips of a brunette girl next door posing. Hot amateur teen in Apartment Complex Check out the video of this hot amateur teen babe. Blonde Sex Toy Here's a blonde ready to make love to a huge black sex toy. Terri Cutie in pink with big eyes and a full bod. It sure gets me going. Tammi Great pic gallery for a pantie freak like me, white cotten panties drive me nuts! Poppy Oh shit! I have too many favourites. Well here's another. This weeks girl of the year is... Poppy. For those of you who don't already know, I like dark haired girls who aren't sticks, if they have blue eyes and laugh at my tired old Austin Powers style crap lines then I'm in heaven. Elise Simon met Elise at Erotica and said she was the sexiest lady there by a country mile. She is a top notch business woman as well and not to be messed with. Based in Liverpool - that is the place where The Beatles come from and people speak in a funny accent, similar to someone swallowing 10 helium balloons and then catching their knackers in a zip. And that's just the women! - she runs her own model agency. Although she has had a little surgical adjustment, it has been sympathetically conducted and is in keeping with the character of the structure. To see the surveyor's report, click here (you didn't really click did you?!). Alisha Check out Alisha..creamy teenage skin, thin frame and a daddy's girl-look that'll hook you in. Penny This Penny is in no way a bad one! Pick her up and you will have good luck. She looks demure, as if butter wouldn't melt. But as you can see, this naughty minx can't get enough of touching herself and we can't get enough of her either! Who would have thought that she would have such a cheeky pair of full-rounded, juicy perties lurking under her lacy camisole top? I'm sure you will agree that she destroys the old saying that less is more. More, please! Charlie Very Close Up No-holds-barred photo session with Charlie, blonde amateur that shows you everything. And when I say everything, I mean everything! Cassie J After three attempts we've finally got her stats correct. Happy now? Did I mention she farted - and I don't mean fanny farts - all the way through the shoot? Real classy this one. And no, before anyone asks I DON'T HAVE ANY ON VIDEO, shesh you lot are freaks sometimes. Elle OoooOOOoo la la. Sacre bleu. That's about the limit of my pigeon French - well apart from "deux bieres s'il vous plait". Why am I sprouting frogs legs, red wine and garlic (see how many stereotype things can I fit in!)? Well I have gone all continental because Elle has French roots (and I am not talking hair care). She certainly has a Parisian air about her. She isn't a fan of squishy l'escargot though, she prefers rabbits (especially the purple, vibrating variety!). She definitely has some nice haute couture - the stripy bikini is very, erm, Spring/Summer 2006. See! Simonscans knows where it's at! Leyla When Simon turns up at the hotel, armed with all his camera equipment and a gorgeous model like Leyla, the male staff must get beside themselves. I bet they then run up the staircase, wait for him to go in the room and then fight over who is going to bribe the cleaner so they can vacuum outside the door. Mind you hotels don't have keyholes anymore, so they'd have to be satisfied listening to "flick it over there, rub that, eyes up, chin down, spread wider, etc". Sounds almost like a nose picking convention. Dark Haired Goth Girl in Pink Video clips of dark haired baby dressed in pink. Penny Gallery #2 More pics from Penny, hot amateur teen. Kerry The Irish are very proud, quite rightly, of their pictureskew countryside and ability to say "feck" and sink lots of Guinness. In the south of the Emerald Isle, they have a place called the Ring of Kerry (that's right geography fact fans). I'm sure their tourist board would have a coronary if they knew there was another ring of Kerry, the one belonging to this lady and which isn't emerald at all (that would be a very sick pussy indeed ) but pinker than a flamingo! When she isn't re-enacting Lord of the Dance, she sells measures feet and sells shoes. Cassie J Lighting it Up More pics of Cassie J smoking a cig in these pics. Ugh, I hate cigs. Sorry :) Short Blonde in Glasses Video clips of a short haired blonde with that cutting-edge librarian look. Hot Blonde Amateur Teen Video clips of a hot blonde amateur babe going at it. Lizzie In betweens shoots Lizzie went travelling and got a tan so we have two versions, skinny lizzie and not so skinny lizzie, both look pretty cool to me. Flavia in the House I had no idea nipple implants existed, but it seems Flavia has the largest pair in Ibiza. She kinda reminds me of whats-her-name who used to be on the Big Breakfast with Johnny Vaughn, though I've never seen her naked, so can't be sure. I got an email from a member when these sets first went up saying I shouldn't have shot yet another tanlines and big booby girl. Err, yeah, like I was ever gonna say no to Flavia? Sassie A red head amateur girl next door. She's the type that'll do just about anything to please. Terri Gallery #2 More from the luscious Terri. I guess she or the camera guy really likes pink. Nice call though, I love it! Ruth Ruth is another real smarty using porn to pay her way through Uni. How things have changed since my day - Only thing you'd catch my generation doing as a part time "job" was selling Socialist Worker on a Saturday outside the Students Union. Now, of course you are no one unless you own a Saxo (plus body kit!) Maxine What a smile! And what long legs. Maxine is one of the very few girls who emailed the site asking to appear on it. Somedays I just can't believe my luck. And as you can see from the pics she's a natural brunnette, errr, and blonde. Debbie Debbie, Debbie, Debbie..gorgeous pussy there. Sohpie This tall blonde is feisty but when you get her into bed she'll obey your every command! Brunette Sex Toy Video clips of brunette in red playing with herself. Amateur Sex Toy Fun Here's an brunette amateur teen playing with a big toy. Marianne A.K.A The Black Beauty. Not because she has a four hooves or a nice trotting action. Or because she can sense danger from six fathoms away, rouse help, put out fire and rescue people. Nope. It is because she is a mysterious girl and a real dark horse. Even though she looks outgoing, she is actually very quiet. She is new to modelling. Although she has done one shoot before, performing in front of her neighbour (just a regular guy with a camera). Gives a new meaning to going round and asking for a cup of sugar. Her neighbour must have thought it was Christmas! Hot Little Eve Cute teen Eve in her bedroom. Jessie Jessie hopefully won't mind if I call her ditzy, but it's just the description that fits the best. Blonde with a HUGE smile and a great attitude we had a really fun shoot - I'm sure she'll be back. That she has no tattoos is just a pure bonus :) Tammy Rare for a UK lass to look so much like an all American girl. Tammi pulls it off (fnar!) with aplomb. She has the peachy skin, long legs, beaming white smile and natural look of a typical mid-west cheerleader. Should I mention that she has the most magnificent snatch this side of the Atlantic? Opps, looks like I have. If shades of pink are your thing, she can spread it wider than Cheddar Gorge, or should that be Wookie Hole (search engine time for you no UKers)? Infact, Simon should do some video of her jumping up and down with some pom poms. Go Tammi, Go Tammi! Alida Sporty tall amateur teen Alida stripping for the camera man. Tattooed Pussy Amateur Teen Girl+Girl Video clips of cute amateur teens in lesbian girl+girl lustfest. Ayla Gallery #2 Long haired blonde amateur teen playing with a long black dildo. Tammy Gallery #2 Northern, rude and smiley. isn't that enough???? Amateur Teen Getting Off Video clips of an amateur teen getting off in the privacy of her own home..and broadcast to the whole world! Holly "Well, Holly is nice and she's having a very nice pussy..." a quote from the message board about Holly. Sara This blonde amateur teen Sara opens that pussy wider than you ever imagine. Heidi & Tamara One of the best days shooting I've ever had - two geat looking girls and an unusual and sunny loccation. Lara Just think, all over the world there is a group of people involved and dealing in a very shady and much misunderstood world. An industry where drop offs and pick ups mean life or death. No, I am not talking about bee keeping. I am talking pallets. You can see their dull forms in the background of Lara's shoot. Why do we need so many of them? Why are there huge depots devoted to the things? Round 'em up, put 'em in the field and burn the bastards. That's what I say. It would cut the traffic on the motorways in half and prevent all those annoying traffic jams. Nina Wow, who is this hot babe!? Check out Nina..tall, tanned and beautiful. Eve Gallery #2 More hot pics from our demure vixen, Even Lara Gallery #2 More pics of this amateur babe Lara. Emily Astounding as it may seem Emily has never modelled before, despite looking every inch a well groomed model. In fact like so many other girls around right now she's an occasional lap dancer, when shes not working towards world peace or helping the disadvantaged, of course! Rachel Gallery #2 Tanlines and big tits - another of my favourite combos. This was rachels first time nude though she had done some swimwear stuff a while back. Cherry Lovely smile, really nice girl. Oh, and she did the biggest toy in the box with ease. At some point she must have been a dirty raver, though she doesn't look old enough as she has a large smiley on her back. Sally Almost every other shot should be an out-take as Sally kept lighting fags, drinking beer or sending texts. Or just laughing manically at almost anything. Some days I think its me that needs a minder, not the model. Anyway, she won't appeal to everyone, but she was great fun to shoot and will be very popular with some so I'm happy. Anne Gallery #2 A clever cookie this one - not your typical pron model at all. She has just qualified as a lawyer. OooooOOOOooo. You would have thought a courtroom and all that legal eagle case presentation would provide more than enough adrenalin and excitement for a girl. Well, it seems not. Legal technicalities, funny wigs and pompous judiciary are not enough for her. She is a right old thrill seeker and likes to push herself to her limitations. She is fun and has a flirty look in her eye. Perhaps we should shoot some video of her spouting her lawyer spiel? Antonia Gallery #2 I don't think you're ready for this jelly, Antonia's body is too bootylicious for you babe. This girl has a great arse - Simonscan's understatement of the year. That combined with her big puppy dog eyes is enough to turn a grown man into a quaking mess. She loves to have a good old go with the toys. But be warned, she is a bit of a dominatrix though and likes to strut around with her high heels on. And for gawd's sake, don't walk around bare foot near her. Poor Simon now has toes that resemble Swiss cheese (there always was a funny smell coming from him). Ariana Check out this little brunette teasing herself with a gigantic dildo. Hot Blonde Amateur Cassy Pics of Cassy on a boat, or is it a freaking yaht? Who knows. All that's gonna stay in your head is this blonde amateur teen's hot young naked bod. Thea Thea - This girl should be fronting a rock band and getting sweaty with a microphone rather than a dildo! She is a natural in front of the camera and exudes hardcore "fuck you, come and get it!" attitude. You just can't take your eyes off her. She could be the C******y L**e of the porn world (although MUCH better looking and minus the dodgy drug habit, cranky lost in showbiz outbursts in court and dead husband). There is nothing fake about her at all and she is just amazing to shoot - such a joy compared to some of the sour-faced prima donnas we come across. Rosie Rosie is a pixie. A porn pixie. That smile almost never leaves her face. Ive shot her twice now and both times she went for it big time with some big toys including both ends of a double dildo. Seeing one of the smallest models on the site deal with the big black toy was quite impressive. Nadia The original porn pixie - She's been around ages, has a show on TVX and is one of the nicest models to work with. But mostly she's cute and rude, that'll do for me! Elise Gallery #2 Simon met Elise at Erotica and said she was the sexiest lady there by a country mile. She is a top notch business woman as well and not to be messed with. Based in Liverpool - that is the place where The Beatles come from and people speak in a funny accent, similar to someone swallowing 10 helium balloons and then catching their knackers in a zip. And that's just the women! - she runs her own model agency. Although she has had a little surgical adjustment, it has been sympathetically conducted and is in keeping with the character of the structure. To see the surveyor's report, click here (you didn't really click did you?!). Tequila Oh dear. The drink that does Bad Things to me. I once drunk nearly a whole bottle and was pissed for three days. My eyes went a bit yellow, which is very bad apparently, and I chundered for England. Now even if I get a whiff of it my stomach turns. But I can make an exception for this Tequila (*has a quick, sneaky slammer*). She looks fresh and clean and unlikely to leave a bad taste in my mouth for the next 72 hours. Plus, she is into role play (check out the nurse's outfit). As good as she is, there is only one problem with the interslice - who is going to swallow the worm? Anne A clever cookie this one - not your typical pron model at all. She has just qualified as a lawyer. OooooOOOOooo. You would have thought a courtroom and all that legal eagle case presentation would provide more than enough adrenalin and excitement for a girl. Well, it seems not. Legal technicalities, funny wigs and pompous judiciary are not enough for her. She is a right old thrill seeker and likes to push herself to her limitations. She is fun and has a flirty look in her eye. Perhaps we should shoot some video of her spouting her lawyer spiel? Teela Teela is wild. I picked her up at the station before one of the shoots and at every opportunity on the way to the location she flashed her boobs at anyone who looked at her, male or female - I was convinced she'd get us arrested. I don't normally shoot girls with boob jobs but she's one of the few, and no-one has complained so far, she's one of the rudest girls on the site! Freda Skinny, young Freda. Jesus, imagine her doing a little strip routine right there! Helene Helene is a real dancer, none of your lap or pole wannabes, but a real contemporary dance dancer. Hence the worthy, artistic muff keeping her bits warm. Toni Toni...cute little package, longing eyes, a blazing tattoo..interesting amateur teen vixen to say the least. Inez Dark haired teen amateur girl next door. Amateur Teen Alicia A cute pic gallery of Alicia this way. Red RED ALERT WARNING! WHOOP WHOOP! This girl is loopier than Jack Nicholson in The Shining, she is a crazy fruitcake and mad as a hatter. Get the picture? A former life model, she decided to pose for the camera instead of a load of hung over students. She adapted really well and, literally, went from 0 to 60 in about an hour. She started off with just the normal toys before graduating to the biggest one we have (and *whispers* we are talking anal here!). She gets the Simonscans Brown Star for anal achievement Hot Short-Haired Blonde Annalise in Black Pic gallery of a hot blonde amateur teen. Sweet Alicia A pic gallery of amateur teen alicia doing her best to look sexy. Girls of Simonscans (More coming soon)Simonscans Emily UK sweetheart Emily struts her stuff Flavia Simonscans Gorgeous Flavia from Simonscans takes it all off! Leyla Simonscans Hot and shy teenage babe Leyla from Simonscans Simonscans Top Picks Few of my favorite babes from Simonscans. Simonscan Girls in Amateur Sex Bedrooms A free site dedicated to two Simonscans babes. Click here to visit SimonscansBack to Amateurs Page here. More photography sites reviews and galleries (coming soon) I also got a few things on the back burner including Babes sites, videos and photo galleries. UK babes, and Simonscans Babes Directory.
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